I had a piece of delicious schadenfreude delivered by my stand-in lecturer today. I've known her for a few semesters and we were just shooting shit about this and that before she suddenly delivered the most brilliant thing I have heard all day.
A fellow 'Bondie' (apparently that's what us classmates call each other) has been in hospital sick. But wait for it...because...
Someone in a high heel stood on her foot when she was out (getting soooooo drunk you guys, like you wouldn't belieeeeve) and it became SCEPTIC. She has been in and out of hospital for weeks and ALMOST HAD HER FOOT AMPUTATED.
Isn't that just beautiful? The world does have a beautiful symmetry sometimes. You hang out with vacuous, vain people too much and eventually your limbs will start to desert you because death seems a better option than being attached to you while you enter yet another conversation about why so-and-so doesn't love you and how you are completely devastated by the fact you bought a magenta purse but when you got home you found out on closer inspection it was actually violet.
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haha! That is brilliant. I just wish I was the one who stepped on her foot.
ReplyDeleteI know I don't know much about Bond kids, and to tell you the truth I didn't hate them... until that notorious blog fight. The fuckers have dug their own grave.
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Bah ha ha, I love the world!
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